So the other day, my Mom, my Sister and I went to the bookstore just for fun, and this crazy old man came up to us trying to get us to go to his gems and minerals show, and he would NOT stop talking..

Apparently,

some of them gems and minerals are super big.

So big,

"It'll literally knock your eyes out!"

And you all know me, with my smart replies.

So, I responded saying:

"That's probably not healthy."

He was so obsessed with his gems and minerals.

he didn't hear me when I said that.